M: Is this not the saddest, frumpiest dress ever?M: And the SHOES with that dress! My grandma has those. They look like Diabetes Sandals.
A: OH god. There is a blog entry in that dress right there. We should tag it Sad Things or Tragic.
M: Holy crap, DO NOT GOOGLE DIABETES SANDALS.
M: That dress is so sad. It's so sad that Atreyu just sank into the swamp.
A: HA. You just made me snort-laugh with the Atreyu line.
M: You know how people with seasonal affective disorder have to sit under special lights? That dress is so sad that you have to sit in Barney's just to make it through the day while wearing it.
M: That made more sense in my head.
A: I hope you're making all this into a blog post because it's too good to just email me. Holy shit you are funny.
M: That dress is so sad that Meredith Baxter Birney is wearing it in her Lifetime Movie "Not Without My Sad Dress".
A: OMG.
M: That dress is so sad that 3 runway models just committed suicide so they don't have to wear it.
M: Whoops. Too soon?
A: Awesome.
M: That dress is so sad that it made a regular clown into a sad clown.
DEAR LORD that is frumpy, and I am the Queen of Frumpy, so I should know.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like someone put on a $3 plastic emergency poncho, shimmied it down to their hips and then stuck a halter top on top.
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I saw a crackhead dressed like that once...
Just saw your tweet and laughed out loud -- No, I think it's awful too, but I just couldn't say it any better than you did.
ReplyDeleteNot only is it ugly, it also looks like a pain in the ass to put on. You know those criss-cross thingies are going to get all twisted up and it'll be really hard to figure out if you have your arms in the right holes. Just bad news all around.
THANK YOU. Both of you. It's just awful
ReplyDeletewow. I bet it cost over $1000 too.
ReplyDeleteNevermind. I see that it only cost $300.00. A cheap price for such a fabulous and beautiful dress. ;)
ReplyDeleteNo. It's awful. You're spot on and the diabetes (or, DIABETUS) sandles CRACKED ME UP.
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