Marianne: Sad.

M: Is this not the saddest, frumpiest dress ever?

M: And the SHOES with that dress! My grandma has those. They look like Diabetes Sandals.

A: OH god. There is a blog entry in that dress right there. We should tag it Sad Things or Tragic.

M: Holy crap, DO NOT GOOGLE DIABETES SANDALS.

M: That dress is so sad. It's so sad that Atreyu just sank into the swamp.

A: HA. You just made me snort-laugh with the Atreyu line.

M: You know how people with seasonal affective disorder have to sit under special lights? That dress is so sad that you have to sit in Barney's just to make it through the day while wearing it.

M: That made more sense in my head.

A: I hope you're making all this into a blog post because it's too good to just email me. Holy shit you are funny.

M: That dress is so sad that Meredith Baxter Birney is wearing it in her Lifetime Movie "Not Without My Sad Dress".

A: OMG.

M: That dress is so sad that 3 runway models just committed suicide so they don't have to wear it.

M: Whoops. Too soon?

A: Awesome.

M: That dress is so sad that it made a regular clown into a sad clown.