Chicken on a String.

photo: Sartorialist

M: 3........2.........1........

A: CHICKEN. ON A STRING. SO CHICK. I MEAN CHIC. KEN.

M: So...he's fucking with us, right? He is CLEARLY FUCKING WITH US BECAUSE CHICKEN ON A STRING.

A: Oh, that Shobbit is totally fucking with us. He probably got drunk and was all, "SSHECK IT OUTTTTT. CAN SSHOTALLY TAKS PICHURS OF ANNNYSSHING AN STHEY LOVE IT."

M: I'm about to bust out some Christmas ornaments as earrings and wrap myself in decorative hand towels. FASHION!

A: You should go parade around New York like that! Fashion week photos all claim that's perfectly acceptable.

But seriously. That is a chicken on a string. That she's wearing. As jewelry.

M: I love that the chicken on a string is detracting from the FURRY COWBOY HAT. Jesus H. Christ.

Motherfucking Chicken on a Motherfucking String.

A: I didn't even notice the hat! And wow, there's a big scarf thing going on there too. There's a lot going on there.

M: I think Luna Lovegood is her style icon. Either that, or Joanne's Fabrics.

A: Oh and ten bucks says she's wearing "her boyfriend's" pants.

M: I showed Lulu the picture and she said "Chickee necklace? Bwak bwak?"

A: God, even your toddler knows it's bullshit.

M: She thinks it's kind of awesome. But she also pees her pants, so.

A: Well it is a very cute chicken. FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE.

M: You know, maybe it's voodoo. A Witch Doctor prescribed it to get rid of warts or something.

A: I still blame the Shobbit.

M: Is she wearing two belts? You know what, I freaking give up. Point Shobbit.

A: I need to go lay down now. I can't even butter rolls after this.

M: Let's face it. You never could.