A: I know he's not your thing, but only the power of a crazy-nice handbag could distract me from Daniel Craig.
M: He looks better there, maybe because his scary eyes are covered up. That Alexa leaps off the screen.
A: Right? I was like "oh, it's Dani...ALEXA."
A: I love his scary eyes.
M: He looks like he has a thyroid disorder.
A: SHUT UP I WILL CUT YOU.
M: I just looked at a million pictures of him and I only find him reasonably attractive with sunglasses on. Okay looking:
Not so much:
A: You are crazy. That second photo made me want to crawl into the internet and undress him. Virtually.
M: Barf.
A: I also really like him all beat up and dirty:
A: I'm sorry, I can't explain it. It's not that I think he's "cute" or "handsome" its more that I want to get primal with him. He's very...masculine. Very. Masculine.
M: His face makes me uncomfortable! I don't know.
A: Plus, bitch can wear the hell out of a suit:
M: He looks okay there. Something about his hair freaks me out.
A: Yeah, I'm really looking at his hair.
A: This might make you more uncomfortable:
It certainly makes me feel funny.
M: Ugh. He's just so BEEFY. And that is not a compliment.
A: Well, but that was for a role. I don't think that's his every-day awesomeness.
M: Really, you should be happy that I'm not out to steal your dream man. Unlike my ex-husband Liev.
A: That's fine, it works out all around. I think my man wears a suit better than Liev. Just saying.
M: Um, I don't really need Liev to wear anything. So.
A: Oh, touché
Adrien, I totally get what you're saying about the primal thing. He's not conventionally handsome but I just want him to take those hands and...well, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteBut Marianne, I can't believe you think he's beefy, but that picture of Liev in the wetsuit didn't kill you dead. It was like a butcher shop window!
Oh, and if you ever want to really give yourself the willies, google pictures of Bono's hands. {{shudder}}
I never claimed to be rational.
ReplyDeleteI love these...you guys are so funny.
ReplyDelete(I think he's cute. Sorry, Marianne.)