source: Sartorialist
A: I...Wait. I. What? NO.
M: Not to mention the one on the left lost her arm in a boating accident and might be a Fashion Torso now.
A: PUT YOUR ARMS IN YOUR SLEEVES PLEASE.
The shorts. They are...shiny? Or am I going blind?
M: They are very, very shiny. So shiny they distract from the SHIRT.
A: Ah! I didn't even notice the shirt! It's made of...garbage bags?
M: I feel like nothing is breathable...her lady bits are suffocating.
A: She's gonna get an infection. But on the plus side: waterproof!
M: On the minus: flammable! Or worse, melty.
A: She should not stand near any open flames. Or in direct sunlight.
M: My pits are sweating just looking at her. Seriously.
A: And wow, I'm not so sure about shiny animal print shorts with giant hip cargo pockets. Why?
M: They are pretty high waisted, too. I feel like I need someone in fashion to explain this to me.
A: Maybe there's a class or workshop?
M: Who do you think teaches it? Anna Dello Russo, I'm betting.
A: Ugh, or Alexa Whatsherface.
M: Well screw that, I'm not going.
A: I'll go if I get a bag named after me.
M: Hmph. Maybe. But it might look like those shorts and now we've come full circle.
A: Wait! I think that exists already:
M: NO!
A: Oh, those were so terrible. Such a grave disappointment.
M: Sad little plastic bags.
Is it just me or does her outfit resemble the smock one would wear to get a perm circa 1987?
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Gosh ... is all I have to say... would make a good momiform though... might keep the stains off :)
ReplyDeleteyou forgot to mention she cuffed her shorts....you can see the "wrong" side of the "fabric"
ReplyDeleteCarrie, I didn't notice it was deliberate until it was too late...though really, it's already too late because those shorts exist.
ReplyDeleteAshley, YES.
Oh dang, those shorts remind me of Tarzan's loin-cloth.
ReplyDeleteI had a crappy long day at work but all my woes were forgotten when I read, "her lady bits are suffocating." I think I just peed a little in my pants. Thanks for the laughs ladies! :)
ReplyDeleteHahahahaaaa! When I first saw the pic, I was like- is that leather? No, no it's not.
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