Also, I do this thing where I think my head is on straight but I actually have it all cranked over to one side, like that's cute. (It's not.) Here is a dramatic reenactment of what my early photos looked like:
And here is that same photo after some extensive spinal adjustment and Photoshop:
I also sometimes have, um, attitude problems:
But, Kenny started lobbing peanut M&Ms at me and I straightened up pretty quick:
So really, all it takes is:
- food rewards
- a large memory card
- spinal surgery
- Photoshop (the kind you pay $$ for)
- fear of looking like a slug-alien on the Internets.
Anyone can do it!
dress: Target (similar)
shoes: Chie Mihara (similar)
necklace: Ann Taylor (similar)
bag: Andrea Brueckner (similar)
cardigan: J Crew (similar)
watch: La Mer
bracelet: Stella & Dot
Cute cute cute. I think I look like a wax figure or a mannequin half the time. Frozen in the same position, same smile, all of it.
ReplyDeleteYou seem like you'd be alot of fun to hang out with. But I make way better faces than you. My boyfriend says that I'm the female version of Jim Carrey. My face is very pliable and so I can come up with all kinds of crazy faces.
ReplyDelete"Make faces?" I beg your pardon, that is just how my face looks before massive amounts of Photoshop. And surgery.
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