Monday, May 9, 2011

Adrien: Stumpy.

Lately I haven't been posting all my outfits because I look at the photos and think, "OH HELL NO." And then  I remember we promised to show you the ones that don't quite work and, what a coincidence! I'm wearing one of those today. Not only does it not work, I can also use it to teach a lesson: How To Look Stumpy. Here's what you need:

- cropped pants
- a shirt with a long tail
- a sad pair of flats

What you get is this:


For bonus points, throw on a cropped jacket and you'll look like all your clothes shrunk:




Stupid outtake, because at this point, why not?




Yay! Success. 

top: Velvet (similar)
pants: Banana Republic (similar)
jacket: Banana Republic (similar)
shoes: Cole Haan (similar)
bag: vintage Louis Vuitton (similar)

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9 comments:

  1. PoochieMay 9, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    I get that "oh, hell no!" feeling all the time. Thus I have almost no outfit pics.

    Oh well, I'll neve be a teen model.

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  2. greatbleuheronMay 9, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Sorry to be so disagreeable, but I think you look pretty cute in these pics.

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  3. AmblusMay 9, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    That is my kind of disagreeable. Thanks! I'll take it.

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  4. LaraMay 9, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Yeah, I think it looks adorable when you add the jacket and bag! That hemline on tops is always weird for me too.

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  5. MarianneMay 9, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    It's all darling, really. I want that shirt and jacket. Lately I've been struggling with any kind of cropped pant, I feel like they stump me up big time. How can we overcome?

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  6. AndreaMay 9, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    I actually think it looks cute and would totally wear it... I like it better with the coat...

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  7. LisaMay 9, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    Another who thinks you look adorable. I'm sorry you felt stumpy but I'm not seeing it.

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  8. Jesspgh of Consume or ConsumedMay 10, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    You look so cute! Not stumpy at all. I think you're channeling Audrey Hepburn here and I love it!

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  9. AnonymousMay 15, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Oh man, if I never posted the photos where I look stumpy- well, I'd never have anything to post!

    And I think these flats are far from sad, I love the gathering detail.

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