A Cry For Help.

M: Sure, Garance might say she wants to die when the SHobbit touches her unshaven legs:

"Yeah except for the times when I don’t have time to do it and Scott runs his hand up my leg and I just want to die right then and there, but other than that it’s great."

But I think the host is starting to reject the parasite.

A: Her skin crawls at his touch! She needs that leg hair to survive.

M: I think she's just tired of always having to stand on a lower step:

A: She has Katie Holmes Syndrome.

A: THEY ARE THE SAME HEIGHT WHEN SHE'S SITTING DOWN:

source: shortshrifted.blogspot.com/

M: He is like a real miniature person!

M: I apologize in advance for the puking-in-the-mouth that is going to happen when you real this.

"I'm pretty good at the sex. And pretty good at picture taking. That's about it."

A: I thought we were friends.

M: I have a syndrome that requires me to send you these things.

A: The I Hate Adrien Syndrome? There's a cure for that.

M: Enlighten me, please.

A:

M: Cappie! Oh Cappie, my new favorite. I am cured! Let's get down to brass tacks here, I'm taking bets on whether or not he made her take off her shoes here. I am thinking yes:

A: She's slouching all Holmes-style. Really my issue isn't that he's a Hobbit, my issue is that he's a condescending douche.

M: I have zero issues with short people, and I am taller than my husband when I wear big heels. But he is such an ass.

A: I think it bugs the ever-living crap out of him that she's so tall.

A: What.

"Look how beautiful she is," declares Schuman, 41, "how could I not like her blog? When I first got to know her I thought maybe it was French funny as opposed to real funny, but I could tell from the number of responses her posts received that she was a great communicator."

Who says stuff like that?

M: GOD. Seriously? Once he saw that her blog had a lot of traffic, he decided she was acceptable? Keep on keeping on, SHobbit.

M:

"I'd like to convince Garance to become my wife," says Schuman.
Doré sighs: "Oh baby, that's so cute."

NOTICE that she doesn't say yes. I am telling you, she's turning on him.

source: garancedore.fr

A: Keep fighting the good fight, Garance.