M: He is tolerable in that photo? I think because he's not looking at me with those cray cray eyes. MUST WE? AGAIN?
A: OH I'M SORRY. LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR CRYBABY BOYFRIEND SOME MORE.
M: That guy gave me the willies. I still haven't recovered.
A: Somewhere he is requesting that it put the lotion in the basket.
M: And he's knitting me a sweater made of human hair. MY HAIR.
A: THAT IS WHAT'S IN THE BRIEFCASE.
M: Dude, don't make me say it again: BARBIES.
A: BARBIES NESTLED IN YOUR HAIR.
Okay, I just grossed myself out.
M: Seriously, I feel like I am gagging up a hairball. Jesus.
A: This won't help:
At least they're different denims? Still.
M: HAHAHAHAHA. I think the braided belt is my favorite part. No wait, it's the jaunty newscap. NO WAIT BOTH.
A: It's really bad, right? I mean, usually he looks okay but that is SO NOT OKAY.
M: I hate to tell you, but other than the hilarious outfit, this is how I always see him.
A: Undo! UNDO!
M: Well hello there, husband of mine.
A: We could just photoshop out the guy in the middle here:
M: What guy in the middle?
A: That sweet little girl-man? There between our husbands?
M: Sorry, all I see is the man meat on the left there.
Good lord, man meat? What is WRONG with me?
A: Dude, who are you?
M: I don't even know any more. I am just going to go sit in the corner and play my tiny harmonica like the world's saddest hobo.
You guys,those are some seriously awesome photoshop skillz demonstrated in the last picture.
ReplyDeleteI liked how that entire red band Dragon Tattoo trailer was like DANIELCRAIGDANIELCRAIGDANIELCRAIGDANIELCRAIGDANIELCRAIGDANIELCRAIGDANIELCRAIG.
ReplyDeleteAw, you girls is adorable. look at Liev checking you out (and Daniel is totally playing coy but who knows where that hand is...)
ReplyDeleteYou girls look great on the red carpet!
ReplyDeleteLOL to the picture. Cute couples!
ReplyDeleteSara, RIGHT? It looks amazing. And thanks, y'all! We are very happy together.
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