Yurt So Good.

M: I like-a this one.

A: He's amazing from the waist up. I'm not sure if he actually has legs?

M: He is real pretty. You hush.

A: Oh, he is SO PRETTY. It doesn't even matter that he's got stilt-y legs. His eyes!

M: I know. I'm just, I...hiiiiii.

A: Heee. HI THERE.

M: Here, just let me button your gloves for you. Gosh, you smell good.

A: I just want to play with his eyebrows a little. And look into his...hiiiii.

M: I think he is maybe hypnotizing us. I have the sudden urge to bake him some brownies or something.

A: What? Oh, I'm just going to take this laundry back to my place. For him.

M: Why am I knitting him this sweater? What is going on here?

A: Can you help me hold this Sheetrock while I refill the nail gun? What.

M: Are we building a yurt? I want to know why we are building a yurt.

A: HE JUST WANTS ONE OKAY.

M: But I don't even know what a yurt IS!

A: I don't either! Hey, do you know how to make individual Beef Wellingtons?

M: Well, the secret is to make your crust really flakyWAIT A MINUTE.

A: Marianne what is happening here.

M: I just spent my life savings on two tickets to Bali. And he's not taking ME, is he taking you?

A: WAIT. I just maxed out my credit card for tickets to Bali. WHO IS HE TAKING.

M: ARE HE A VAMPIRE?

A: I don't think he's going to Bali:

M: So he is a vampire. Twilight style. They love Alaska.

A: Oh. Kay. Damn. Do you think he's all glittery in the sunlight?

M: You just know he is.

M: Also, I am scared we are going to attract the Twilight Crazies. Team Edward! What?

A: His love is so powerful he might kill me.

M: He will kill you and you will love it.

A: I don't want him to kill me with those knobby knees though. That's just embarrassing.

M: HUSH.

A: HE HAS NO POWER OVER ME.

M: How's that yurt coming?

A: Good, good! Almost finished.

A: WAIT. DAMMIT.

M: Snerk.