source: Sartorialist
M: Are those...high-waisted, pleated, drop-crotch shorts? Lord have mercy.
A: Where would you even go to buy something like that? And, even if they were in every freaking Gap, WHY WOULD YOU.
M: I am always on the lookout for something that cuts inches off both my legs and torso, and gives me a wicked case of Mom Butt. I mean, I am guessing the back looks something like these.
A: I do like to look as stumpy and short-waisted as possible when I'm wearing shorts. I mean, who wants to look leggy and tall? NOT ME.
M: Leggy and tall is for losers. I just ordered myself some of these:
A: Oh. Those are. Something.
M: I am going to look SO GOOD.
A: Um, yeah honey. You sure will.
M: I think I'll wear them with these. I hate when my ankles get cold.
A: I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
M: This just made me wonder if those awful relaxed pocket shirts are still a thing and then I found the saddest model:
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I know. I am breaking up with me too.
A: God, she just wants to DIE. Hopefully nobody who hated her in high school will post it on Facebook.
M: "Most Likely To Fill Her Relaxed Pockets With Rocks And Walk Into A Lake"
A: It's so sad, y'all! That pocket was down to her knees! Then she filled it with rocks!
M: You guys, do you know how many rocks that took? So many rocks.
A: My arms are tired just thinking about it.
M: Rest in peace, rock pocket girl.
"Most Likely To Fill Her Relaxed Pockets With Rocks And Walk Into A Lake"
ReplyDeleteHA!
Lord have mercy! You guys makes me laugh and laugh.
ReplyDeleteI often think if I was smaller, I could rock some of the more odd fashion trends but who on earth would want to wear those shorts?
Oh, and even I don't like those stupid sock peep-toe ankle boots.
Oh my God the laughing. It hurts! Please keep these coming.
ReplyDeleteThe red shorts picture is ALL OVER Pinterest. Why??
ReplyDeleteI love it when the tee looks like the pocket has been stretched-to-almost-ripped-off. Like her friend fell down and that pocket was the only thing that kept her from face-planting. /sarcasm
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