source: The Sartorialist
M: So, do you think Dr. Kanye is available for a cleaning next week?
A: Oh, I have such mixed feelings about Kanye. First of all, this really does make him look like a dentist. Second of all, the comments on this one make me want to eat glass.
M: Why do some of them read like they are created by a Random SHobbit Comment Generator?
You captured his smile and glowing eyes contact.
This kind of momentous shot that is instilling a kind of timeless and living soul to your creativities.
Bravo and thanks.
A: That just makes me want to BARF. I think you might be onto something. I'll bet he pays his minions to post shit like that. And this:
I love this! scotty!
dashikis tunic are everything!
wht on wht is in
not matching in the same pallet is life!
i see you ye!
this is a nice shot of homeboy he looks youthful
I understand English is clearly not his first language, but "dashikis tunic are everything!" NO THEY ARE NOT.
A: However, this one made me snort a little:
You ALWAYS post Kanye pictures Scott.
M: I think Kanye might be a cult leader. The Dashiki Tunics Are Everything Cult.
A: I'm really happy for you. Imma let you finish, but Dashiki tunics are the best tunics of all time!
M: Hi Kanye.
A: She's so cute. Except for that tragedy of a grandma knitting bag.
M: Is the 13 on her hand some kind of message?
A: I...don't...know. Huh. Kids today. Does it still count as a tunic if you're not wearing pants? Perhaps the 13 is code for SUCK IT, LOSER. TUNIC THIS.
M: She just doesn't understand why Kanye has to try and steal her thunder. I think she's writing a song about this.
A: I thought she already did? As usual, we are very on top of things.
M: I mean a song about tunics, duh. In the meantime, Bey is showing them both how it is DONE:
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Dang.
A: Nice! She's wearing a tunic in the appropriate place and time. And it's beautiful. And I'm hardly noticing the GIGANTIC LV bag being carried by her minion in the background.
M: I want a minion, dammit. Just one.
A: Me too! I need someone to carry my giant designer bag. And fetch me snacks.
M: Step one: Acquire Giant Designer Bag.
A: Step Two: Be too awesome to actually carry it.
M: That seems like a perfectly attainable goal.
A: I've always been goal-oriented.
M: She just doesn't understand why Kanye has to try and steal her thunder. I think she's writing a song about this.
A: I thought she already did? As usual, we are very on top of things.
M: I mean a song about tunics, duh. In the meantime, Bey is showing them both how it is DONE:
Dang.
A: Nice! She's wearing a tunic in the appropriate place and time. And it's beautiful. And I'm hardly noticing the GIGANTIC LV bag being carried by her minion in the background.
M: I want a minion, dammit. Just one.
A: Me too! I need someone to carry my giant designer bag. And fetch me snacks.
M: Step one: Acquire Giant Designer Bag.
A: Step Two: Be too awesome to actually carry it.
M: That seems like a perfectly attainable goal.
A: I've always been goal-oriented.
For some reason, every time I read your title I think of the Rudolph Christmas special where Herbie the elf says "I don't want to be an elf, I want to be Dentist!" Maybe the SHobbit secretly wants to be a dentist too.
ReplyDeleteShe puts the 13 on her hand before every concert for luck. it's her favourite number, and her birthday, apparently. Don't ask me why I know this. I don't even like country, and her music annoys me. But she looks very cute there! (And usually very cute!)
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