A: WAH.
M: Why are you torturing yourself?
A: I can't stop! I just CAN'T STOP.
M: It is just cruel.
A: IT HURTS ME.
M: She is Not Of This World, Adrien.
A: GODDAMMIT.
M: Is she on a beach?! I am sorry, but that is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
A: NO. It's some palace in Paris. But, I did not actually get invited to the Vitkor & Rolf show, so it's probably on the moon.
M: The moon is terribly sandy. Anna Wintour is looking into replacing it with calfskin.
A: Like you know everything? Anna Wintour will probably be successful.
M: It is already done, and it is fabulous.
A: Sooo... can Kate Lanphear be replaced with me? Can Wintour make that happen?
M: Oh, certainly. Just sacrifice Miley Cyrus in the light of a gibbous moon.
A: I'm on it.
I want to look that cool.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm newish to the site and love reading it!
I know, she's the coolest, right? And thanks for reading!
ReplyDeleteI saw her on the streets once when I lived in NYC. I pride myself on keeping it cool but Kate Lanphear made me physically gawk. She moved like something other worldly. For years I had no idea who that stunning woman was and then one day, it all made sense.
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