A: What does HALLOWEENER mean?
M: I am talking about his weiner.
A: perhaps HALLOWEINER then?
M: WELL OKAY.
A: I AM LITERAL.
M: FINE.
A: GOD.
M: CAN WE GET BACK ON TASK?
A: Yes! To task. The true deliciousness of Johnny Depp. I deeply love him here:
M: Oh, Edward. Makes me teenage loins quiver with angsty longing.
A: And! It only got better. I mean, dude:
MY REWARD FOR BEING AN ADULT.
M: Oh, TRULY. I even found him appealing as Sweeney Todd, because I am that devoted:
A: This is where it all started for me:
I actually remember the very first time I ever saw him on television. I think I froze in place like a pointer.
M: For me it was this:
I can't stop staring at him. Oh my god!
A: Ooooh, Sassy Depp. Sweet baby Jesus.
M: YES. This was my First Depp!
A: A girl always remembers her First Depp.
Wow, I can't get over how awful that Sassy article was/is.
ReplyDeleteI fell in love with Officer Tom Hanson after my summer babysitter introduced me to 21 Jump Street. Sigh. He's still so dreamy.
My first Depp was in Chocolat. I caught up quickly, though.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever noticed how beautiful his hands are? I thought I was the only one, but then I found this website, and now I feel creepy:
http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/johnny_depp
He is one hot guy. And I think my boyfriend is actually even more in love with him than I am. I think he wants to be him.
ReplyDeleteWe just went to see Tim Burton's exhibition at the L.A. County Museum of Art. It was fantastic. And Johnny Depp's actual Edward Scissorhands costume was on display. I guess that's the closest I'll get to him.
my first depp was cry-baby, and my favorite depp was (and always will be) edward scissorhands. he's been on my laminated list since before i knew what a laminated list was. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteOh sweet lordamercy yes. The Sassy pic. That was the first one for me.
ReplyDeletehe is getting more and more gorgeous with the years !!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! I totally have the hots for HIM! Love me some Johnny Depp. Don Jaun DeMarco > just his voice gives me the quivers. Holy Smokes! Sleepy Hollow and Finding Neverland do it for me too. And YES even Sweeney Todd.
ReplyDeleteWhat a yummy delicious man!
I won't be able to sleep now!