Help.

M: Are there no cute boys to talk about today? It is cold and rainy and my mouth hurts. CHEER ME.

A: Um, I was just thinking to myself last night, "What is it about Ryan Gosling?"

Because he's not really that cute but he's REALLY CUTE.

M: This is so TRUE! He is kind of unremarkable and then I can't stop looking at him and maybe drool a little bit?

A: He's got charm. Charisma. Really nice abs. One of those.

M: I even like him all beardy and disheveled, which, actually...is not a surprise at all.

A: Oh, I like too.

M: You know...I am not sure I have ever seen a movie with him in it, now that I think of it?

A: Oh, you have seen The Notebook right?

M: No!

A: Oh COME ON. Um, have you seen Lars and the Real Girl?

M: no.

A: Well, those are the only two I've seen so don't feel bad.

M: I don't know if I can deal with the Notebook-induced sobbing.

A: Honestly, I don't remember much about it except that he was cute and that I shouldn't tell people I'd seen it.

A: I should also add that he was on Conan this week wearing a GREAT suit. Them pants were tight.

M: Just the way I like 'em.

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M: Well, hello.

A: I KNOW RIGHT.

M: That is awfully nice.

A: He was very charming too, of course. OF COURSE. But, back to the pants:

M: They are very...thigh-forward. I appreciate that.

A: I swear it looked like he was going to split the seams. I was hoping.

M: Sigh. You are so dirty.

A: It's all your fault.

M: I am a LADY.

A: Okay, good luck with that.

M: I will not dignify that with a response.

A: Mmm hmm.