Blame Gwyneth.

M: No one makes me want to spend money more than Gwyneth Paltrow.

A: Right? I opened GOOP and was all, "UGH I know how to put on makeu...oooohh."

A: I was just researching Clarisonic because of that bitch.




M: Between her and Mindy Kaling I have basically decided that I must have one.

A: Seriously. I want the little Mia one.

M: Me tooooo.

A: I might return the Ole Henriksen stuff (busted! my! skin!) and buy one.

M: Ugh, sorry about the Ole! Does the Bobbi stuff not work for you any more? My skin freaked out because it was dry (which makes me break out, no fair), but it seems that switching from the oil free tinted moisturizer to the mega thick tinted balm helped.




A: I stopped using it to use the Ole products and my skin flipped out. It was already unhappy because of the weather change. I'm back on the Skin & Bones oil and Bobbi stuff and my skin is much happier, but still really dry.

M: It's totally unfair. It took me until I was 34 to realize that my skin was actually dry.

A: How do you like the tinted balm?

M: I LOVE the balm. Like, love love it.

A: Hmm, maybe I'll try and get a sample.

A: WANNA BE YOU.

M: It's basically the fancy moisturizer, tinted. It feels great on and my skin drinks it up.

M: GOD, AGAIN WITH THIS.

M: Also, I'm going to go ahead and tell you that this is the best mascara everrrrr.

A: MAKE A LIST SO I CAN BUY YOU.

A: I MEAN YOUR PRODUCTS.

M: ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR MY SKIN AS A SUIT?

A: Can you please put this here lotion in that basket over there?

M: Should I rub it on my skin?

A: YES. DER.

M: God, but you are creepy.

A: YES. DER.