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Friday, November 4, 2011

Blame Gwyneth.

M: No one makes me want to spend money more than Gwyneth Paltrow.

A: Right? I opened GOOP and was all, "UGH I know how to put on makeu...oooohh."

A: I was just researching Clarisonic because of that bitch.


Face Care by clarisonic at ShopStyle


M: Between her and Mindy Kaling I have basically decided that I must have one.

A: Seriously. I want the little Mia one.

M: Me tooooo.

A: I might return the Ole Henriksen stuff (busted! my! skin!) and buy one.

M: Ugh, sorry about the Ole! Does the Bobbi stuff not work for you any more? My skin freaked out because it was dry (which makes me break out, no fair), but it seems that switching from the oil free tinted moisturizer to the mega thick tinted balm helped.


Face Moisturizers by Bobbi Brown at ShopStyle


A: I stopped using it to use the Ole products and my skin flipped out. It was already unhappy because of the weather change. I'm back on the Skin & Bones oil and Bobbi stuff and my skin is much happier, but still really dry.

M: It's totally unfair. It took me until I was 34 to realize that my skin was actually dry.

A: How do you like the tinted balm?

M: I LOVE the balm. Like, love love it.

A: Hmm, maybe I'll try and get a sample.

A: WANNA BE YOU.

M: It's basically the fancy moisturizer, tinted. It feels great on and my skin drinks it up.

M: GOD, AGAIN WITH THIS.

M: Also, I'm going to go ahead and tell you that this is the best mascara everrrrr.

A: MAKE A LIST SO I CAN BUY YOU.

A: I MEAN YOUR PRODUCTS.

M: ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR MY SKIN AS A SUIT?

A: Can you please put this here lotion in that basket over there?

M: Should I rub it on my skin?

A: YES. DER.

M: God, but you are creepy.

A: YES. DER.
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6 comments:

  1. Office WorkerNovember 4, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    I have a Mia and my skin is going through a "purge" because of it, so FAIR WARNING. You will look busted for a month

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  2. Gwyneth (or actually Emily)November 4, 2011 at 7:28 AM

    I have the Olay version of the Clarisonic, and I use it in the shower (with Cetaphil, usually) a few times a week. I lurve it.

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  3. MegNovember 4, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    I have the Olay version, too, and it is awesome.

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  4. Closet CoachNovember 4, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    I trust Mindy Kaling more than I trust Gwyneth.

    Also, what kind of makeup application advice tells you to put on your mascara *one eyelash at a time*?

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  5. keevzNovember 5, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    how pleased am i to log on and see that you to are having a little blame party. which i shall now invite myself to by saying that i just bought my first pair of Chie Miharas and.... i blame you two. TOTALLY blame you two! just sayin'.

    it is love. http://chiemihara.com/chiestore/default.asp?pagina=2&tipo=2&IdCSZapato=988&lim=1

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  6. AmblusNovember 8, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    Cute! I hope you love them. If not, blame Gwyneth.

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