Man Alive.

A: It is a sad, sad world when Bradley Cooper is considered the Sexiest Man Alive:

M: It sounds like even Bradley Cooper thinks that is ridiculous. The only time I found him sexy was when he was speaking French.

A: Wow, I can get on board with that. Mostly, though, he just seems kind of douchey.

M: It works in French, though. But otherwise...meh. Give me Taylor Kitsch any day. Seriously, GIVE HIM TO ME.

A: Every time you mention him I have to struggle to remember who he is. So be my guest! HE IS YOURS.

M: Have you still not watched Friday Night Lights? We may not be able to remain friends.

A: Isn't it about football?

M: I haven't noticed.

and also:

A: Well, I guess I'm the one watching a show about time-travel pioneers living with dinosaurs because of him:

But if I'm going to be straight up, here's who should have won:

M: Now really, in what universe is Bradley Cooper sexier than Ryan Gosling?

A: THANK YOU RIGHT. No contest.

M: I think even Cooper himself would agree. I would have also accepted:

A: The thing with John Hamm is, while i adore him,  I only think he's really sexy as Don Draper.

M: I am completely fine with that.

A: Well, and there's this revelation.

M: Now all I can think about is Jon Hamm and his lack of unders.

M: Which I am also totally okay with.

A: Maybe this will distract you:

(with thanks to the Hairpin.)

M: *faints dead away*

Okay, I am back. There is none better than Paul Newman. I think this is my favorite:

Everything is my favorite.

A: Oh, YEAH. I'm not a huge Redford fan but man, that photo is everything that's right about the world.

M: That photo could bring peace in the Middle East. Has anyone tried that?

A: It might also be able to solve the financial crisis.

M: Obama, this is the key to your re-election! Call us!

A: WE ARE SO GONNA SOLVE WORLD PROBLEMS. (No really, Barry! Call us!)

M: Surely Michelle is a reader, right?

A: Um, yes honey. I'm sure she is.