M: Who the hell is Michael Fassbender and why am I just hearing about him? Who is dropping the ball around here?
A: I think I'm broken. He gets nary a blip from me.
M: You are just having a bad week.
A: No, I really just look at him and think...hhmmm. Nope.
M: Hrmph.
A: But that means he's for youuuuu.
M: True, but it's more fun when we agree.
A: AND, I don't get why his piercing blue eyes are fine, but my man Daniel's are creepy.
M: They aren't all buggy.
A: FINE.
M: You can't fight science.
A: *sigh*
M: I am sure you will turn your nose up at him because he's not all BEEFY, but I am really feeling Rupert Friend right now:
A: Oh, he's a Sensitive Ponytail Guy, huh? Sorry, nope.
M: HE WAS DOING A PERIOD PIECE.
A: Did he cry in it? Because he looks like he'd cry really easily.
M: You are such a turd.
A: SORRY. (Not really.)
M: You want macho? Fine.
A: Jerk.
M: I was provoked.
A: Can we agree on Colin Firth?
M: Well, duh.
A: THAT.
M: Uh huh.
I'll take one of each, please. Well, except for Macho Man. Not him (RIP, tho).
ReplyDeleteRupert Friend = artsy approved Jordan Catalano.
ReplyDeleteFassbender is so yummy. Can't wait to see his sex addiction movie. And Colin Firth trumps all!
I was at a party a couple of weeks ago when the subject of one Michael Fassbender came up. One of the girls there didn't know who he was, so we pulled up a pic of his, and lo'! instant fan conversion. He's DA BOMB. I'd watch X Men Year 1 again, just for his turn as Magneto. Rawr.
ReplyDeleteI can explain the appeal of Michael Fassbender in two words: Mr. Rochester. http://focusfeatures.com/jane_eyre
ReplyDelete(Get thee to Netflix!)
I saw it! I saw Jane Eyre and I was still unmoved. Sorry, I'm busted.
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