M: Listen, I am just going to send you new pictures of Fassbender until you agree that HE IS GOOD:
A: Eh.
M: You are just being difficult.
A: Seriously? With the smoke and the stubble? Dude.
M: No, you're right. That's totally not your style.
A: UGH SHUT UP.
M: JUST SAYING.
A: POINT TAKEN. I just...Fassbender does not work for me.
M: That's fine. He can be For Me.
A: Oh, wait! Hmm. That photo is good.
M: Don't encourage me!
A: I'm back to uncertain.
M: LE SIGH.
In real life, smoking is gross, but damn that second picture is like pure sex. Will you share with others since Adrien doesn't want him?
ReplyDeleteI, for one, am outraged that Fassbender's schLONG in SHAME was snubbed by the Oscars. "Fassmember" should have, at least, been listed in the credits (as I am certain it must have needed its own trailer ... Damn.). I guarantee a viewing of SHAME will make a "firm" fan of you.
ReplyDeleteI am cracking up and updating my Netflix queue.
DeleteHe's is pure sex. He would make you do dirty things and like it so much you'd forget the safe word.
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