M: Holy crap:
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| Emilio Pucci venus fly trap dress |
A: Oh my GOD. You know who could rock that?
M: Lanphear.
A: Totes. But only her. Like, if she had a Twitter account, I'd make you send it to her.
M: HA! I don't know how I feel about Pucci implying that we, uh, have meat eating plants...down there.
A: I know, right? LADY PARTS EAT YOUR MEAT. Ew.
M: Yeah.
Oh. Dear. It's not quite like wearing a vagina dentata, but it's about as close as you can get.
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