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A: Oh, dude! The SHobbit is going to Hong Kong and wants our recommendations. I've never actually been there, but I'm sure I can think of a few places he can go.
M: I've never been, either! But come on, there are some obvious places he should check out. First on his list? This place.
A: Well, duh. Pretty sure that's his first stop. But he wants cultural events too, as in the "equivalent of a square dancer or rugby game."
So, I think he wants to learn how to square dance or be a rugby ball? I'm confused.
M: Translation: I want to take pictures of Chinese acrobats so I seem really deep and stuff.
A: He wants to roll with the common folk and then make a lot of money off their images? Totally cool.
M: You speak his language!
A: You take that back!
M: Sorry, I think it's like parseltongue.
(and yes, I'm firing myself, etc.)
A: Please don't forget your laptop belongs to the company.
M: I'm keeping my bags, though.
A: Please take this with you:
M: WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER.
A: WTF WITH HIS PANTS.
M: I didn't know pants even came in a 24 inch inseam!
A: I think the colloquial term is "shorts."
M: Lookit you with your big words.
A: CULTURE.
This is your funniest Shobbit bashing ever! (I should have saved it to read at home, not from my cubicle at work!)
ReplyDeleteAlmost spat out my morning coffee! The step stools! The parseltongue! THE PANTS! Also, in that first picture, does he or does he not look like a serial killer?
ReplyDeleteI love you ladies. You just erased an entire bad day with a couple hundred words
ReplyDeleteI died at the step stool link.
ReplyDeleteThe only explanation for those pants is the boys department at Sears.
You ladies are on fungo today.
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ReplyDeleteLMAO. OMG you ladies are soooo funny. My co-workers were looking at me like I'm deranged. Keep up the good work. So funny.
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