(The following is a deep and meaningful text exchange we had regarding this.)
M: Wintour wore a lobster dress to the met gala. That is all.
A: What wahat?? Like, lobster PRINT?
M: Like, giant gold lobster dress
A: Ooh, I'll check it out
M: Brooke Shields has jaunty cane
M: Carey Mulligan is amazing robotess
A: Oooh
M: Solange Knowles is kind of amazing?I don't know.
A: Yeah, she is freaky good.
M: Amy Poehler looks hungry and my phone wants "Poehler" to be "piglet"
M: Elizabeth Banks IS Effie Trinket now
A: Oh dear.
M: Ivanka Trump is Barbie
A: such a shame
M: Aw, Rashida Jones looks pretty.
A: I like her.
M: Rooney Mara is killing it
A: God, HER. AND HER PROXIMITY.
M: Pants!
M: OMG Mary Kate Olsen
M: Just
M: Whoa
A: MARY KATE. GIRL.
M: Right???
A: Jesus.
M: Scray
M: Very Daphne Guinness
M: Who the fuck is Anja Rubik and why can I see her vaj?
A: Coco Rocha WHAT?
M: Right?? Her hair is amazing, kind of.
A: CAREY MULLIGAN HOLY SHIT
M: Robotess!!! In the best way!
M: Nina Dobrev is kind of amazing for someone on the Vampire Diaries
A: Which I don't watch
M: God why NOT
A: Dude.
M: Shut up.
A: "Michael Kors looking very tan."
M: I snorted
M: Also, Vera Wang is the little girl from The Ring?
A: Emma Stone is just fucking adorable
M: It hurts my feelings
A: FLORENCE
M: Like a wondrous alien!
A: She really isn't of this earth.
M: Thank heavens
A: love
I love Emma Stone and she's gorgeous and that dress color is to die for, but she looks like she's about five years old. She looks like she just asked "Have you seen my dolly?"
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you didn't add KStew. I mean, I can't even...
MadameQueen - I just haaaaad to Google that. Oh, my eyes!
DeleteThanks blog ladies, for yet another injection of stylish humor. You get me past the post-lunch-coffee-doldrums.
I don't know, I wasn't really wow'd this year by "fashion's biggest night." And Beyonce - what the ...
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I thought Ivanka was Ivana when I first saw her. SO aging!
ReplyDeleteThe Coca Rocha getup belonged to Elizabeth Taylor. Still awful.
And all the fishtail dresses made everyone look so short!
Loved this.*
ReplyDelete(and David Foster Wallace)
DFW, FTW!
DeleteThe Olsen chick looks like Danaerys Targaryen (aka Mother of Dragons) on Game of Thrones.
Didn't Schiaparelli once wear a lobster dress to a fancy event? I think it was a nice tribute.
ReplyDeleteOh, we know, but it's more fun to freak out over it.
DeleteI am *pretty* sure you forgot the best image? http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/fash-track/marc-jacobs-black-lace-dress-met-gala-sells-out-323159
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