It's Friday! You know what that means...

A: Ooooh look:

source: The Sartorialist

A: The best ones are always in Italy! Except I think that bag is probably nicer than anything I own. And he has a heart tattoo. And probably smells bad. I think I just talked myself out of him.

M: Gay.

A: Well, that wraps that up. Happy Friday, everyone.

M: Haha. Okay, fine. He is attractive in that "semester abroad in Italy dude you fall in love with and then find out he's Valentino's House Boy" kind of way. That said, I approve.

A: But, would he date you? Or at least pretend to for a little while?

M: He would let you buy him drinks and dinner and gaze into your eyes and make you feel like you are the only woman on earth.

Or something.

A: That totally works for me.

M: Me too. Heart tattoo and all.

A: He's deliciously mussed. It must take hours to look so perfectly mussed.

M: Hours and hours.

A: Sigh. So high maintenance.