A: Reader submission*!
A: !!!!!
M: This is a joke, right?
A: What? I was thinking about ordering one. It's a little pricy, but so unusual!
M: It's certainly attention-getting. Very Lady Guinevere's Braw.
A: Work appropriate, do you think?
M: That really depends on the job.
A: Haha, but seriously. This bra thing is $545. FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE DOLLARS.
M: I just checked to see if it was made of silver or something, but no. Brass. $545 for a brass and crystal bra necklace. The world just don't make sense.
A: Not even real brass, PLATED BRASS. The one review totally rings true. Not a shill at allllll.
M: The men just love it!
A: Totally supportive!
M: SUPPORTIVE. Do not even ACT like that...thing...has a purpose. This is making me mad. Like the whole ridiculous bondage harness trend is not stupid enough?
A: HATE HATE HATE THE BONDAGE HARNESS CRAP.
M: ME TOO. HOW CAN WE STOP THIS?
A: I think if we just close our eyes and think really hard THIS IS NOT A THING it will go away.
M: THIS IS NOT A THING
THIS IS NOT A THING
THIS IS NOT A THING IT'S STILL A FUCKING THING ADRIEN.
A: THIS IS NOT A THING THAT IS MY FAULT MARIANNE.
M: I'm starting to doubt your commitment.
A: I...don't know what to say.
M: Just kidding. I'd never accuse you of being a Harness Supporter.
A: How did it even happen? Who in the what?
M: Blame the chain bra.
A: This is not an endorsement but if you want to do the leather harness thing, there's this:
A: The price is right.
M: DAMN IT GIRL.
A: I'M JUST SAYING.
M: BYE.
A: Oh, you're leaving? Do you want the product number?
M: *marianne is offline*
(*With our thanks to reader Christy for her most awesome submission!)
I'm pretty sure that those girls in the UO pics are wearing those chain harnesses in lieu of bras...
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure if we can make bracelets out of hardware we can construct one of these $545 bras out of lowe's hardware department as well. If one so wanted one of these crazy things. DIY anyone? Haha
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else wonder WTH is up with the crosses on the bras in the first two?!?! Maybe it's because I'm a minister, but I'm pretty sure the crucifixion of Jesus had nothing to do with these chain bras. Is it "Boobs in Bondage for Christ?!?!" I'm so disturbed. Will try to work this into this week's sermon. : )
ReplyDeleteIt's weird right? So so so weird.
DeleteHeh! Yeah, the crosses are not inconspicuous ... what's the deal? Is this of a piece with "purity rings" or something? As in, "You gets none of these, mister!"?
DeleteOh girl I'm so glad I'm not fourteen. I might've tried this, one of those nights my awful friend schemed us into some teen/all-ages club or something, and I'd've lurked around feeling very conspicuous and bold yet embarrassed (because boobs) and gotten hit on by creepy 26-year-old guys pretending to believe that I really was 20 like I said, then gone home and thrown it away (in the neighbors' trash so my mom wouldn't see it ever).
ReplyDeleteOn a related note: In general, I am so glad I'm not fourteen.
The whole top has catholic guilt written all over it. I could easily achieve the look just simply put my GOOD bra over a tee shirt. I have always planned to have that as my unifrom when dementia finally hits me, that is if I can remember the look that is.
ReplyDeleteOverall comment to the top, WTF?