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A: I love bikes but this kind of thing just irritates the shit out of me.
M: "If I shot this from the front I would feel like “Wow, that guy’s having fun.”
If I shot this from the front I'd have to punch him in the face.
A: Well, you know how the SHobbit feels about tall things.
M: Duuuuuude. You can totally reach the tippy top shelf on that bike!
A: He wants to be a hipster so so so bad.
M: He is naturally attracted to their capri pants.
A: His fatal mistake? Thinking hipsters are cool.
M: Actually, his fatal mistake might be these pants:
A: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN.
M: Is there a word for the opposite of Body Dysmorphic Disorder?
A: I would really just love the hipster bike culture to settle down a bit. And the ironic facial hair can stop, please. PLEASE.
M: But, Adrien!
A: I. Just.WHY. Do dudes just not care about getting laid anymore?
M: I don't know what gives you that idea.
A: What is wrong with you?
M: He just wants to talk. He's sensitive.
A: Done. I'm done.
Pretty sure all these mustaches came from a twenty-five cent candy dispenser thing. I think Juliette's bought one from Food Lion that looks exactly like the last one.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard I think my stomach wants to gut punch me. Those pants, Oh my lord. He doesn't have anyone in his life who loves him enough to tell him the truth, does he?
ReplyDeleteOkay, please tell me the last guy was NOT Harrison Ford back in his younger day? Sure looks alot like him. If it is, I've lost all respect.
ReplyDeleteI think those might actually be cuffed walking shorts that SHobbit is wearing. LOL!
I'm kind of with Marianne on the sensitive guy thing (last two pics). They totally want to get laid and often do ... Don't believe that "I just want to talk" persona. They are sex fiends. How do I know, says this married woman? Let's just say I was youthful, once ....
ReplyDeleteCoffee thru the nose-spew and office chair pee puddle.
ReplyDeleteI heart you beotches!
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(Does that make me evil? Never mind, I don't care.)