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| source: The Sartorialist |
M: Now Adrien, she was clearly in a terrible accident.
A: One where her pants fell down?
M: And a vicious land shark attacked her shirt.
A: Or her hipbones just sliced through that sweater like butter.
M: I think that's listed under: Occupational Hazard for Moddles.
A: She must have been in a hurry if all she could find to wear was a ripped sweater she found crumpled under a pile of Italian Vogue magazines.
M: The pants. Are those pants? Would we call them pants? How are they even staying up?
A: Is it a skirt? I don't even know. Clearly she has some kind of internal hitching system going on there.
M: Ropes and pulleys. You know I love a good pulley.
A: MARIANNE WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS.
M: I'M SORRY OKAY. YOU SAID INTERNAL HITCHING AND MY BRAIN JUST GOES THERE I AM BROKEN.
A: YOU ARE A SICK GIRL.
M: YOU STARTED IT.
A: Sick. Sick girl.
M: I don't feel very well.
A: Stop thinking about SHobbit's sexual practices. IT HELPS. I PROMISE.
M: Well, I was trying, but you BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN FOR THE LOVE.
A: I hate myself.
M: I hate everything.
A: We're fired. Go home.
You guys are so so funny. I love those older posts on Shobbit. And the pulleys, I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about that now.
ReplyDeleteMy hip bones are rebelling by me looking at the picture of "girl needs a damn sandwich." Yikes. LOL.
ReplyDeleteOh, but the commenters ADORED her.
ReplyDeleteI know. I read them all HOPING AGAINST HOPE that someone would say something realistic.
But, no. CLEARLY it is a reference to the Marc Jacobs line.
So.
THANKS FOR THE IMAGE OF THE PULLEYS, LADIES!
ReplyDeleteI first saw this photograph last week on the Shobbit's website and immediately became (ir?)rationally angry. I could not believe that she looks so nonchalant about nearly exposing her pubic mound. So angry. And the comments were so effusively positive. So angry still.
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