A: She is wearing my boots! And married to my man. WTF.
M: She's all THUMBS UP! YOUR MOVE, RED.
A: I just sent her my LV bag and what's left of my self-esteem.
M: No! You can't just roll over and take this from her! She's a bully!
A: But, Marianne, she's so pretty! And ugh, I just sent her my favorite Frye boots. They won't even fit her.
M: I am so disappointed in you.
A: I am full of shame. Or I would be if I hadn't just sent her all that too.
M: You are impossible. She is human and I am sure she doesn't look so perfect all the time.
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Ugh.
A: WELL THAT HELPED A LOT.
M: Sorry. I just sent her my favorite bag and my new locket.
A: SEE? This is what I'm saying. I'm hoping if she has all my stuff Daniel will get confused and end up with me. That can happen, right?
A: ...right?
M: Oh, honey.
A: sigh.
My husband once said that I looked a bit like Rachel Weisz. I think what he meant was "you are both human females with similar hair", but I cling to that comment. Cling.
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