Don't Tell Her Anything.

A: Cute boys?

M: Ugh. All I can think of is snot. And thanks to the Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder. Who I don't even find attractive, and yet.

A: I do not watch this show. Please hold.

M: Oh, it's awful.

I will stalk you.

A: Oh, that guy! He was in Lost. Not so much. He's, like, creepy-pretty.

M: Yes, exactly! He weirds me out. He's like Rob Lowe but instead of affably sexy he's maybe going to stalk you.

A: Oh, he's definitely going to stalk you. Hey, you know who I've been liking lately? Chris Hemsworth.

I'm Thor!

M: Eh. Is that the one marrying Miley Cyrus?

A: WHAT. NO. Jesus, Marianne. Look, he cleans up really nice:

Nice, right?

M: Why in earth did I think he was marrying Miley? Am I having a stroke?

A: You're thinking of Liam Hemsworth who is apparently Chris Hemsworth's brother. Ugh. But, maybe this is where I admit that I think Miley Cyrus's new haircut is pretty cute.

M: Aha! Well, he is meaty but attractive. No comment on Miley's hair.

A: I have a weakness for funky short hair. I'm not saying I like HER, lets be clear.

M: She just seems so desperate to be seen as cool and edgy and above it all, so I can't.

Are we going to talk about your Tebow problem?

A: Tebow problem? I have no idea what you mean. What is a Tebow?

M: Don't lie. I have the email saved.

A: I'm sorry, who is this again? How did you get this number?

M: "Adrien: I...sometimes...at certain angles...find Tim Tebow attractive. I'm sorry."

A: Really? This is what you want to do today?

M: I'm sick in bed. Bored. Shall I go on?

A: No. You are a very mean lady.

M: "Adrien: I didn't say I liked him, just that I find him, OCCASIONALLY, attractive. "

For the record I still think he is a small headed crybaby.

A: If you think I'm going to post this on the blog you are crazy.

M: Now don't be like that.

A: I don't even know what TEAM he's on!

M: Sure you don't.

A: Jerk.

M: I think I'll take a nap now.

A: Sleep with one eye open, sister.