Perv University.

source: The Sartorialist

source: The Sartorialist

A: I'm really sure he took these two photos because of their outfits.

M: Oh, yes, he just admires the fashion.

A: That first photo is all NO BRA NO BRA NO BRAAAAAAA!

M: But it's ITALIAN no bra. Arty.

A: What about old lace pants panny girl? What's arty about that?

M: She is holding a camera. An Artiste.

A: I love that the SHobbit took that photo at ass-level.

M: Well, he is at a disadvantage. But also who really needs to look at their faces?

A: Faces are so un-arty. Ass and boobs!

M: That's the sign of a true auteur.

A: If you say so.

M: Also, short pants.

A: Now you're just lying to me.

M: Shoes with lifts, etc.

A: MARIANNE. I WENT TO COLLEGE.

M: Clearly not the right college.

A: Rude.