Hot? Guys with Ink. Maybe?

M: http://hotguyswithink.tumblr.com/

A: I think we need to talk about the definition of "hot" here.

M: I just appreciate the effort is all.

A: The effort is good, but I cannot get on board with forehead tattoos. Or neck tattoos.

M: Forehead, no. But I feel like someone out there is rocking a neck tattoo and it is my job to find it. In the meantime:

M: For instance, I have NONE problem with this:

A: Eh. Neck tattoo. This? However? Yes:

A: But I had to scroll past 800 adorable gay dudes to find him.

M: Honey, he might be an adorable gay dude, too. I'm okay with that.

A: I'm pretty sure they're all gay but that is not really a problem.

M: Nope.

A: But wait, how did he get included?

M: Oh, Chicken Little got some tattoos!

A: He's so little! His glasses are so big!

M: That...thing in his ear! Who finds him hot? He weighs 78 pounds!

A: I'm sure there's a teeny-tiny little hipster girl somewhere who wants to know his deep thoughts.

M: Unless she is 11, I don't buy it.

A: Haaaa. MEAN. Okay, I have a request:

A: Please stop with the ironic mustaches, boys. Get off my lawn.

M: That mustache makes me tired. If you spend more time waxing your facial hair than I do on my makeup, we have a problem. Nice eyebrows, though. Seriously.

A: They are! Very Justin Theroux.

M: Let's end with good looking, shall we? This guy has a Ben-from-Felicity thing that appeals to my inner 19-year-old:

A: I didn't watch Felicity (shut up) but I APPROVE.

M: ADRIEN. I am driving to Virginia this instant and we are going to pop popcorn and have a Felicity marathon. THIS INSTANT.

A: OKAY! SEE YOU IN SEVEN HOURS.

M: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

A: WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING.

M: I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MY KEYS SHEESH.

A: HURRY UPPPPPPP.