M: GIRL, WHAT.
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| source: The Sartorialist |
A: I'M CALLING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU FORGOT TO WEAR PANTS.
M: No no, I remember getting dressed this morning and it went: top, belt...oh fuck.
A: I'm sure the stripper heels with ankle socks will distract people from your lack of pants. Wait.
M: Men keep muttering things to me. Asking me "how much". WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
A: I...really like your bag? Is that Mulberry?
M: Sure, it accents my Drinking Gin In A Ditch sweater nicely, don't you think?
A: I thought I smelled something odd. Now, listen.Your legs are completely amazing but it doesn't matter. You HAVE to wear pants. Ever day.
M: But.
A: EVERY DAY. EVERY. DAY.
M: I'm confused.
A: Your ass cannot be hanging out in public.
M: Except on Tuesdays. Right?
A: Duh, obviously. WAIT. NO. Tuesdays are not pants-optional! GIRL.
M: I have a headache now.
So funny! LOL.... Is that a switch by her ass? If so, I wonder what that is for? Oh pervy mind running wild.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you-know-who to capture this one!
ReplyDeleteI could be a hundred times wrong, but from my memories living in Paris 10 years ago, the general neighborhood where this photo was taken indicates a possibility that this lovely woman may in fact be a sex worker, hence the attire. I could be wrong, and either way not judging.
ReplyDeleteAha! It would certainly explain a lot about what she's wearing.
DeleteThat's a big-ass belt.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, if I had her legs, it would be SO TEMPTING TO NOT WEAR PANTS. Because those legs are fabulous.
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