M: I think Matthew McConaughey has forgotten part of the deal with us liking him is not doing shit like this.
A:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M: NOT OKAY
A: REVOKE REVOKE.
A: This:
A: Makes me love that second photo a little bit more. Also, I accidentally clicked on a half-naked photo of Lance Armstrong and now I feel all grody.
M: EW. UNSUBSCRIBE!
M: Here's the deal, Matthew. We don't expect a lot from you. No one thinks you are the best actor in the world. What we want is to be able to imagine hanging out on a beach with you, drinking some beers, and laughing. THIS IS WHAT WE WANT:
M: OKAY AND THIS TOO:
A: YES WITH THE SURF BOARD.
M: And the skateboard! He looks like so much fun! WHITHER FUN MATTHEW?
A: Hey, remember when he was caught all high and naked and playing bongos? THAT was when I knew he was okay by me.
M: That really endeared him to me. So much.
A: Aw, he's so much fun. Kind of smells bad, but who cares?
M: No one! No one cares. He always has good snacks.
A: SUCH good snacks. And look how cute his mugshot is:
A: Only, I think he has more hair now and that was taken in '99. Oh, Hollywood.
M: Oh, he definitely has more hair. At least it's well done.
A: He's such an exception for me. There is no way I should like him but I really, really do.
M: Me too! I can't explain it. I just find him terribly charming.
A: You just know he's genuinely fun and probably dumb as a post. But fun! So much fun.
M: I'll get my intelligent conversation elsewhere.
A: That why we have Ewan.
M: #duh
McConaughey needs to play either Roger Daltrey or young Rod Stewart.
ReplyDeleteThat CANNOT possibly be Matthew. Please let this be for some role and that he will go back to his normal, beefcake self soon. Very, very soon.
ReplyDeleteYes, Anon, Matthew is getting skinny for an acting role.
ReplyDeleteI saw him in real life about 10 years ago. I was training for a marathon while I was living in NYC. I practically ran right into him on one of my runs. It was just him and me. No one else around because it was early AM. He was just coming out of his movie trailer. Anyhow, our eyes locked. WOW! And we smiled at one another. Before seeing him in real life, he did NOTHING for me. But let me tell you, he has insane charisma in real life. After I ran by him, I kicked myself for not saying something like...."do you have any water in your trailer? I've been running for a long time and need something to drink." Ah, oh well.
I've loved him since he was Wooderson. I always will. Me and him 4EVAH.
ReplyDeleteI can certainly see where he would have "insane charisma." He's hot as hell! Plus, he's got that Texas drawl, which in and of itself, can be a quite attractive sometimes. (I'm married to a former Texan). I love the mischevious twinkle in those gorgeous eyes in the pic of him in the red shirt.
ReplyDeleteThe skinny pictures just creeped me out. They remind me of the nasty, sweater-vest-wearing algebra teacher with the gobs of white spit in the corners of his mouth. Only thing missing is the black hipster glasses. Ewwww.... I wish I could erase those skinny pictures from my memory.