Things Fashion Bloggers Do That We Have Never Done.

M: 1. Put on an outfit solely for the blog. (meaning, get all dressed up in an elaborate outfit for no reason, take pictures, then go back inside and dick around on the computer for the rest of the day)

A: 2. We never Photoshop editorialized quotes on top of our pictures. "It's pumpkin spice latte season! I'm so blessed!"

M: 3. Actually, I'll go with we don't Photoshop our pictures, period. Beyond cropping and adjusting lighting.

A: 4. Erm. Right! Yep, don't do that. Nope.

M: 5. Well, I've never made myself SKINNIER, via Photoshop. Paula Abdul style.

A: 6. It's probably a good thing I don't know how to use Photoshop correctly.

M: 7. Same here. I would totally shave off my hips if I could.

A: 8. I would be all smooth and symmetrical. That's natural, right?

M: 9. Totally, totally natural.

A: 10. We've gotten off track. We never wear outfits that are entirely c/o Some Company. (But, uh, I might if someone wants to send me free shit. But only if I liked it.)

M: 11. (Yes, let's not forget that We Are For Sale.)

A: 12. We don't do topknots, bubble necklaces, arm parties or posts entirely about our fingernail polish. (Hi, GOMI!)

M: 13. Nor do we make our OMG SO IN LOVE significant others pose in pictures with us.

A: 14. Oh, gross.

M: 15. And we don't pose with our hands in our hair unless we're making fun of poses.

A: 16. Die, pigeon-toes, die.

M: 17. Not to mention sneaker wedges and rompers.

A: 18. Jesus. No.

M: 19. Not ever EVER.

A: 20. We! Don't! Have! Capsule! Collections!

M: 21. What would even BE in our capsule collection?

A: 22. I don't even really understand what a capsule collection is.

M: 23. Me either. Are pills involved?

A: 24. Can we stop now? I'm tired.

M: 25. Me too. Let's go shopping.