A: Oxfords. We haz them.
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| source: The Sartorialist |
M: Totally practical shoes for that weather. They seem smart.
A: I'm pretty sure one or both of those fools fell flat on their ass that day.
M: Pretty sure the deserved it. Hold on, it's pouring rain outside so Imma going to throw on some suede ballet flats.
A: Oh, that's fine! Perfectly appropriate footwear.
M: Warning, I'm about to turn into my mother. It's cold out! Button your coat for godssake.
A: Ugh, you are asking them to be so uncool when they SLIP AND FALL ON THEIR ASSES.
M: I'm sure the unbuttoned coat and slippery shoes look awesome while they tool around Antwerp or wherever on their hipster fixed gear bikes I HATE THEM.
A: Oh honey, it's okay, we all do.
M: So much rage. So much.
A: They are unmoved by your hipster rage.
M: Yeah, they really don't give a damn.
A: Or, they're just afraid to move.
M: More likely they are frozen solid.
A: Heh.
My first thought was "Where are their gloves?" My hands get cold INSIDE in the winter, let alone outside.
ReplyDeleteI think someone needs to send that dude to the website, "Should I Wear That Fedora? (No, You Shouldn't Wear That Fedora.)"
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