A: Why is Jon Hamm so bent out of shape about people talking about his, er, shape?
M: If he wants to hide his light under a bushel, he should....hide it. His light. By light I mean shape. By shape I mean I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THE METAPHOR.
A: I think what you're saying is that a pig in a poke is better than a two in the bush? Wait.
M: Don't count your chickens before they hatch IN YOUR PANTS, HAMM.
A: Shall we move on to the photo portion of this entry?
M: Look at his expression. He's knows what we're looking at.
M: She's looking pretty smug too.
A: As so she should because damn.
M: Slow clap.
A: You want it over here?
M: The man is shameless.
A: He knows exactly what he's doing. At least, that's what I'm hoping.
M: He's humble bragging, pouting about all the attention he's getting.
A: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOST OBVIOUS AWESOME FEATURE.
M: QUIT LOOKING AT IT!
A: IT'S RIGHT HERE PLEASE LOOK AWAY.
M: SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO POKE YOU WITH IT. CARRY ON.
A: I'M LEAVING.
M: We will just sit here watching you walk away. Take your time.
A: Best part of my day, right here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat's all I got. I'm practically incapable of intelligent comment after both your post and the comment above mine.
I would prefer to see him without the clothing, but hey. That's just me.
ReplyDeleteIn that last one he's totally got a semi-chub! He must? Right? Mama....?
ReplyDeleteLili! This is a family blog! Okay, no it isn't and YES HE DOES OMG.
DeleteLol lol my favorite part was "slow clap".
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