M: Target jumps the shark:
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| star print bodysuit |
A: I have three!
M: I am lighting a candle for your...areas.
A: There is nothing quite like a crotchfull of snaps for comfort.
M: Indeed. There is also this, which looks SO well made and nicely cut, doesn't it?
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| black jumpsuit |
A: That looks...no. And if there's one thing Target doesn't do well, it's tailored.
M: Who is this Kate Young anyway and why won't she get off my lawn?
A: What, you mean this isn't for you?
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| strapless ruffle dress |
A: Back in my day...
Is that first look a bodysuit under a pair of satin shorts? Because, why?
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, her lipstick looks fab.
The outfits the Fug Girls posted from the red carpet event aren't much better, now I know why.
ReplyDelete"A: There is nothing quite like a crotchful of snaps for comfort."
ReplyDeleteI died.
I aim to please.
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