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A: I wonder what it's like to have skinny jeans fit you like that? And also what it's like to have a Marc Jacobs bag named after you? And does she cry real tears or just glitter?
M: I don't think she cries. Like, ever.
A: I would cry if someone did that to my hair.
M: I apparently cannot think of anything else to say right now.
A: Do I need to find someone more offensive?
M: I don't know, I just can't think of anything else to say about her.
A: We can try tomorrow if you want. Assuming you're not, like, in labor.
M: Okay. I don't know what's wrong with me.
A: You're fired.
M: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT.
A: YOU COULDN'T QUIT ME IF YOU TRIED.
I don't know who that is! Is it a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteIt's Jessica Stam - she's a model.
DeleteIs it just me, or do those pants look . . . weird . . . in the crotch region? Like she's packing?
ReplyDeleteActually, I think her face looks like a Barbie doll's. Yuck-o.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing not bad about this is her lipstick. And your conversation, of course.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. She's dressed like a teenager in the burbs trying to pick up dudes in the Wal-Mart parking lot on Saturday night.
ReplyDeleteI normally like Jessica Stam. And I like MJ Stam bags. But I'm not getting this look. Possibly because I'm old?
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