Fancy a Swim?

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A: Long weekend coming up and the pool's open. Want to go swimming?

M: OKAY JUST LET ME GRAB MY VICTORIAN BATHING COSTUME BE RIGHT THERE.

A: Victorian who in the what now?

M: I am not exactly in bikini shape.

A: I don't know, this guy looks pretty fit:

M: Looking pretty smug in your KNITTED swimsuit, dude.

A: Um:

M: I'm sorry I even brought this up. Can we go back to Mr. Red Trunks up there? He needs my help adjusting things.

A: THE LEGS ON THOSE MEN. I can't get over it!

M: They work out.

A: Yes. And Mr. Red Trunks clearly does too. And he needs help. Marianne, HELP HIM.

M: STAND STILL YOUR TRUNKS ARE ALL BUNCHY.

A: SAY THAT AGAIN. SLOWLY.

M: BUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHYYYYYYY.

A: AWWWW YEAH IT IS.