A: Read this and then come back to discuss.
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| So magical |
M: Every time I manage to forget about that wildly expensive oil, SOMEONE manages to remind me.
A: IT'S A BEAUTY HOLY GRAIL. APPARENTLY.
M: SHUTUP.
A: I'll bet Gwyneth Paltrow uses it for her feet or something.
M: She uses it on her dog.
A: She cooks with it.
M: Except it's probably not cleanse-approved.
A: Oh! Does it have carbs?
M: It's OIL. Surely that's not approved.
A: Duh, the food isn't for HER. She doesn't do that.
M: She doesn't "do" "food".
A: That's what I'm saying. But the dog's coat looks super shiny.
M: And youthful.
A: And smells like heaven.
My Skin and Bones, per your referral, is quite fancy enough for me (and my dog), thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteYay! I love that stuff. I need to order more, actually.
DeleteYou guys....I come here on Friday expecting CUTE BOYS, not some stupid oil :/ Very disappointed in you, very disappointed indeed.
ReplyDeleteI know! I'm sorry, we've both had crazy weeks. How about if I promise you DOUBLE CUTE BOYS next Friday? (I don't really know what that means but we'll figure something out.)
DeleteWell...oKAY :(
DeleteI'm holding you to the DOUBLE CUTE BOYS promise. It has been a long, hard semester at Random Midwestern University, and I need some distraction.
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