A: This is, literally, the best thing I've ever seen in a fashion magazine:
M: OMG
A: I KNOW. It's like: "Please wear this nurse hat. And look over here. Oh, and hold these THREE FLUFFY LITTLE MONKEYS."
M: Perfect
A: This one is also outstanding:
A: She's all, "AhhhhhhhhnooooOMGsomeonetakeitaway."
M: Oh what the fuck. Animal notwithstanding, that's not where the stethoscope goes.
A: Moddles are not actual animal nurses.
M: Nope
A: It's all gold:
A: "This is hard. Can I hold a monkey instead?"
A: "NO. We have monkey!"
M: Heheh
A: God bless Harper's Bazaar. And Carine Roitfeld.
M: Oh lord. Truly. Ok it's my bedtime.
A: One more, hang on:
A: "Oh fuck, help me."
M: Haaaa
A: Okay, you can go to bed now. Good night!
M: Good night!
Ok, I thought I couldn't look any more ridiculous, wandering around my house, semi-clothed, waiting for the self-tanner to dry. But I just snorted out loud at "NO. We have monkey," so apparently I can look even more uncool. Perhaps if I had a monkey of my own...
ReplyDeleteHeh. You need monkey.
Deletei would be cuddling that baby tiger so hard, they'd have to pry it out of my cold dead hands.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is so ridiculously hilarious! The model listening to/cooling off her armpit with the stethoscope is my fave.
ReplyDeleteThis is, anonymously, BoSanBo. I'm having serious "Archer" flashbacks. "That's just my stupid ocelot."
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