M: These men are EXHAUSTING.
A: They are all so high-maintenance.
M: The accessories alone. I'm not sure I could be with a guy with so many accessories.
A: I like Mister Fancy here with the arm party and pocket square and pin and watch and suspendrrrzzzz
M: And the baby pink suit? Baby. Pink. Suit.
A: I just cannot.
A: Also, I just want to roll up in there with a wheelbarrow full of socks and start passing them out.
M: Lot of sweaty feet there.
A: I'm gagging.
M: You brought it up.
A: You know what's needed here? A hipstervention.
M: Dandy rehab.
A: Schadentrousers!
The one below baby-pink-suit guy is holding a FAN. And the one further down talking into a yellow plastic banana-ish phone receiver. What? I don't even know.
ReplyDeletespittin' coffee on the laptop at the "wheelbarrow full of socks" line. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe hair on those two guys in the Mandarin-style shirts! And the beard! And the dimples! They are almost cute enough for me to forgive the matching and the visible stomach hair.
ReplyDeleteGuy with the fan gets a pass because of those amazing shoes. Unless the man painted on the sole is him.
I'd bet a hefty sum that 99.9% of those men are gay.
ReplyDeleteI just CAN'T.
ReplyDeleteCANNOT.
Please replace with the usual Friday boyfriends before my head explodes.
I'm much more tolerant so I think this is fantastic. But they do all look like they should buy stock in Compeed plasters.
ReplyDeleteI much prefer the shots of men in bathing suits- in which they are wearing the perfect accessory- abs.
ReplyDeletep.s. you guys are hilarious. those men are ridiculous.
I much appreciated the silver-haired and tattooed...I get so little of that these days. : )
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