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Friday, June 28, 2013

Hipstervention

A: For potential boyfriend perusal.

M: These men are EXHAUSTING.

A: They are all so high-maintenance.

M: The accessories alone. I'm not sure I could be with a guy with so many accessories.

A: I like Mister Fancy here with the arm party and pocket square and pin and watch and suspendrrrzzzz



M: And the baby pink suit? Baby. Pink. Suit.

A: I just cannot.

A: Also, I just want to roll up in there with a wheelbarrow full of socks and start passing them out.



M: Lot of sweaty feet there.

A: I'm gagging.

M: You brought it up.

A: You know what's needed here? A hipstervention.

M: Dandy rehab.

A: Schadentrousers!

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8 comments:

  1. mainlyclearskiesJune 28, 2013 at 9:21 AM

    The one below baby-pink-suit guy is holding a FAN. And the one further down talking into a yellow plastic banana-ish phone receiver. What? I don't even know.

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  2. AJJune 28, 2013 at 10:07 AM

    spittin' coffee on the laptop at the "wheelbarrow full of socks" line. hilarious.

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  3. SusanJune 28, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    The hair on those two guys in the Mandarin-style shirts! And the beard! And the dimples! They are almost cute enough for me to forgive the matching and the visible stomach hair.

    Guy with the fan gets a pass because of those amazing shoes. Unless the man painted on the sole is him.

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  4. laraJune 28, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    I'd bet a hefty sum that 99.9% of those men are gay.

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  5. blackbirdJune 29, 2013 at 6:38 AM

    I just CAN'T.

    CANNOT.

    Please replace with the usual Friday boyfriends before my head explodes.

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  6. baniJune 29, 2013 at 8:25 AM

    I'm much more tolerant so I think this is fantastic. But they do all look like they should buy stock in Compeed plasters.

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  7. AnonymousJune 29, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    I much prefer the shots of men in bathing suits- in which they are wearing the perfect accessory- abs.

    p.s. you guys are hilarious. those men are ridiculous.

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  8. TaraJune 30, 2013 at 1:59 AM

    I much appreciated the silver-haired and tattooed...I get so little of that these days. : )

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