source: The Sartorialist |
A: I thought we talked about these shoes. STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN.
M: I AM GOING TO WRITE A STERN LETTER.
A: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. AND THE SOCKS.
M: To Whom it May Concern:
STOP IT STOP.
A: Also, are we really doing the cropped top thing again? If so, I would like to lodge a formal complaint.
M: If by "we" you mean "me", not for a million dollars and a ride on Prince Harry's pony.
A: Wait, I would totally wear that for a ride on Prince Harry's pony. You are crazy.
M: No way.
A: Well, and a million dollars.
M: I just had a baby. No crop tops no no no.
A: Well, more Prince Harry pony for me.
M: This conversation has taken a strange turn.
A: You're just jealous.
M: You're the one riding a horse in a crop top.
A: No, I'm the one owning a crop top while riding a royal pony and fanning myself with a million dollars. There's a difference.
M: Oh no, you have to wear that nonsense.
A: That's what I mean, I am not just wearing it, I'm making it look awesome.
M: I've made you try on a romper before. Don't think I won't send you crop tops.
A: Dog house. Ticks. I know.
M: Just making sure we're on the same page.
Is Prince Harry's pony a euphemism? If so, I'll totally wear a crop top and you won't even have to pay me the million dollars.
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DeleteTHOSE SHOES UPSET ME EVERY TIME THEY MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
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