Making a Case.

M: Okay, I know you said he isn't your cup of tea, but tell me you saw this.

A: I did! I DID. I fell in love a little?

M: Thank you. THANK YOU. Because can we not agree on this?

M: THAT IS A HANDSOME MAN.

A: He has shaped up real nice, yes. And he OWNED Tiny Dancer.

M: He has moves.

A: He does, yes. I feel I may have underestimated him. Plus:

A: It's like he attended the same Hot Suit Symposium as Gosling.

M: Yesssss. This feels as good a time as any to confess that I danced with him at a party when he was fresh off of Third Rock From the Sun and still looked like this:

A: MARIANNE CANADA.

M: I WANT A DO OVER.

A: MARIANNE CANADA.

M: I know. I KNOW. I punch myself in the face every day.

A: Between this and the Liev Schreiber story I am officially disappointed in you.

M: No one is more disappointed than I am, trust me.

A: But, he really had to grow up first so I think you can forgive yourself this one.

M: He was SO SKINNY. Painfully skinny. But still I should have sensed his potential.

A: Marianne, he's still a tiny pocket person. You know this.

M: He is taller than me. Not by a lot, but that's my only rule.

A: Well, so the Internet claims. I usually shave an inch or two off those heights. I mean, really, Tom Cruise? You're 5'7". Sure.

M: But I'm saying I stood NEXT TO HIM. He is two inches taller than me.

A: How tall are you?

M: 5'9" if I stand up very straight.

A: Internet claims he is also 5'9". Hmm.

M: I'd put him at a solid 5'10".

A: Fair enough. Not like it matters, you missed your chance.

M: BUT WHO CARES LOOK AT HIMMMMM:

A: Well, that's my day made.