M: something about the crotch of these jeans makes me feel terrible:
A: They make the model's ass look flat as a pancake.
M: Well, her ass probably is flat as a pancake.
A: But good jeans should help! Those do not help.
M: But the crotch. What is HAPPENING.
A: They are supposed to be slouchy skinny jeans? It's like trying to reinvent gravity or something.
M: That is not a thing.
A: YOU DON'T GET TO BE ALL THE THINGS, JEANS.
M: Enjoy my girly boyfriend jeans! I like to pair them with my plain ruffled shirt and my tiny statement necklace.
A: And my platform kitten heels!
(now you.)
you guys are seriously hilarious. so glad i found this blog.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe no one mentioned their flowy body con dress yet
ReplyDelete2nd on you guys being hilarious ( and also Sarah- funny :))
ReplyDelete"And my strict messy bun, tailored business sweatsuit and a bold, nude lip!"