How Does Telekinesis Work?

M: Presented without comment:

A: Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

M: I have no idea what is happening there.

A: This one is my favorite:

A: And:

M: THIGHSSSS.

A: YES THAT YES.

M: Those unders seem to require a lot of...adjusting. No?

A: Hush. I'm concentrating.

M: I don't think telekinesis works like that.

A: SHHHH. GOD.

M: Sorry, sorry!

A: UNDERPANTS. HARNESS.

M: Carry on!

A: THIGHS. BOOTY SAID POW.

M: There there. *head pats*