image: the Sartorialist
A: Wow.
M: She looks RULL happy.
A: That skirt is giving me the Von Trapp sads. "The poor didn't want this one!"
M: That fabric looks like it was woven by mental patients.
A: It's very...nubby. I mean, the whole thing is just kind of Depressed English Countryside Matron.
M: Crossed with a lawn chair.
M: And can we discuss THIS?
image: Garance
A: That looks like she...
It's likes a...
Why would you...
Nothing I have to say about that skirt is coming out right.
M: That skirt looks like a personal grooming with Rogaine disaster.
A: THANK YOU. Yes. She needs one of those little mini razors.
M: That NoNo thing. A fitting name.
A: Why do they name women's products dumb shit like that?
M: Probably because that's what you say when you use it?
A: This warning on their site pretty much says it all:
WARNING! Never use the no!no!™ 8800 series on the genitals or nipple area.
NO!NO! THANK YOU.
M: NOOOOOO THANK YOU!!!
A: How did we get here? Why are we talking about burning off our genitalia with offensively-named apparatus?
M: I don't know, but I don't like it.
A: Do over!
I love these posts, you two crack me up and also always say what I'm thinking!! Thanks goodness for all this good material you get from you-know-who!
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