No. No.

image: the Sartorialist

A: Wow.

M: She looks RULL happy.

A: That skirt is giving me the Von Trapp sads. "The poor didn't want this one!"

M: That fabric looks like it was woven by mental patients.

A: It's very...nubby. I mean, the whole thing is just kind of Depressed English Countryside Matron.

M: Crossed with a lawn chair.

M: And can we discuss THIS?

image: Garance

A: That looks like she...

It's likes a...

Why would you...

Nothing I have to say about that skirt is coming out right.

M: That skirt looks like a personal grooming with Rogaine disaster.

A: THANK YOU. Yes. She needs one of those little mini razors.

M: That NoNo thing. A fitting name.

A: Why do they name women's products dumb shit like that?

M: Probably because that's what you say when you use it?

A: This warning on their site pretty much says it all:

WARNING! Never use the no!no!™ 8800 series on the genitals or nipple area.

NO!NO! THANK YOU.

M: NOOOOOO THANK YOU!!!

A: How did we get here? Why are we talking about burning off our genitalia with offensively-named apparatus?

M: I don't know, but I don't like it.

A: Do over!