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A: You know what is standing out the most, here?
M: Itchy nightmare dress? I vote itchy nightmare dress.
A: No! You would obviously think that a dress made from prickling horror would be the standout, but I ask: What the fuck is up with her hair? Did she lose a bet with Jessica Simpson's hair extension guy?
M: Did she have her hair in a pony tail? She is a hot mess.
A: Oh, maybe that's it? I can't stop staring at it. What do you suppose that dress is made of?
M: Fear, forgotten dreams, and shaved muppets.
A: You know who can fix this?
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M: STANDING OVATION!
A: I KNOW RIGHT.
M: Flawless.
A: The original Fashion Giantess.
I'd rather hang out with the hat-head/shaggy dress/Birkenstock girl though.
ReplyDeleteWho is the lady in red? Is she a designer? Can she come to my house and fix me?
ReplyDeleteThat's Giovanna Battaglia, the editor of L'Uomo Vogue.
DeleteI think she needs to size up. I mean, she's got a rockin' bod, but the dress is too tight. It's pulling across her frame. Just because you "can" doesn't mean you "should."
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